“After an extremely bloody match we managed to get hold of Grolip Longsoar, voted best player by the viewers, probably for his fouls where the entire team joined in to help. He told us this:

"Well like uh.. the elves like had a deathwish and uh.. we just got to take one game at the time and uh.... and you know... all that stuff..."

Ograk Elf-bane had only this to say:

"Puny elves... we wuz stronger"

Rumours are circulating that the Forest Nomad's will retire from the league, to which Morzuk Mercykiller replied:

"Good riddince!"”