“Another uninspired game from the bungling Eleventeen. Clearly, their blocking technique needs working on - virtually every block they threw was a one die block, whereas Dark Instinct had little difficulty piling up 2 die blocks and pushing Eleventeen all over the field. Dark Instinct flipped the ball around the field, almost taunting Eleventeen linemen lying prone and unable to intercept.

Newly acquired catcher Taylor Twellman was able to escape for one touchdown, but the lack of hard hitting commitment to victory showed. Yet again, Eleventeen inflicted zero casualties. Dark Instinct inflicted a fatal wound on Jon 'Coke Machine', but the apocethary arrived in time to staunch the bleeding.

A failed surpremely improbable attempt to score on turn 8 of the second half left Eleventeen down 2-1. Eleventeen now stands at one victory, nine losses. Something has got to change.”