“This was pretty awful one sided dice fare. When the Khemri got the ref from the kickoff after I'd scored, they used it, and my armour crumbled like cheese. I'd say Sleep as an opponent is fixated on fouling - with a few dirty players, and 9 fouls in a game, it's pretty obvious anyway.

Even when I had hardly any players left in the 2nd half, the fouls kept coming and the ref looked the other way with every single one.

Score shoulda been 3-0 but my wank dice seemed to either roll 1s or skulls aside from a turn where my stand firm BOB dodged in 2 tz and picked ball up, dodged again, and threw ball free. Of course the GFI needed by the khemri were there, and my 3+ dodge reroll dodge failed to get my Blitzer away for the score, whereas the Khemri scoop up no reroll long bomb worked a treat.

I couldn't break armour value 7 all game save for a failed block by the Khemri (most other blocks were knockdowns save one double skull - I lost count of mine). My one foul - a turn 16 "up yours" resulted in no injury and my player being sent off - the ref finally took off his blinkers it seems, just in time eh? Wank.

With the ref thing, the improbable long bomb score, unable to break khemri armour whilst my cas box overflowed, troll not regenning etc etc etc this can only go down as a dice rape - scoring two tds early on in the first half is the only thing that stopped it becoming a complete rout.

A triumph for nuffle, but my team survives, reasonable cash, +FF and missing key players next game, so I'm probably in for another battering, in other words, your usual bag of shit.

Normally I feel happy at any win, more so when the dice are so awful like this, but after this I just feel abused.

Not a "GG" at all.”