“A sad victory as the mighty Lazerus Brute was fouled to death. The refs caught the offended, but it was too late. Brute is survived by two snotlings and a really ugly wife.
*!* JUST IN *!* -- Two hours after the match was over and the locker room was just about cleared out, who walks in but Lazerus Brute himself! He is a little worse for the wear and does not feel nearly as mighty, but that aside it seems Lazerus has risen from the dead! We look forward to watching the development of his career to see if he follows the same path in, what seems to be his second life.”
*!* JUST IN *!* -- Two hours after the match was over and the locker room was just about cleared out, who walks in but Lazerus Brute himself! He is a little worse for the wear and does not feel nearly as mighty, but that aside it seems Lazerus has risen from the dead! We look forward to watching the development of his career to see if he follows the same path in, what seems to be his second life.”