“The ogres wasn't really up for a match, but then another ogre team came along, and they took on the challange out of kinship, looking forward to the eating and drinking contests that would certainly follow such a game. Much to their chagrin, the opposing team showed up with a chainsaw wielding maniac and knuckledusters, intent on beating the crap out off their cousins.

After the three first turns, two ogres and a goblin lay badly hurt, and another ogre was knocked out. This didn't do much to strengthen the already low morale of the ogres, and they gave up before any more serious injuries or deaths were suffered.”