“The Emperors Arms team again failed to score and lost a game even against a much understrength opposition, starting the game focuessed due to the opposition, they were quickly helped out by Bob the barmanager grabbing the witch fromt he sidelines, where the two of them quickly disapeared, with Bob handing his holiday notice in on the way!

Unfortunetly this turn of events distracted the team sufficiently that for all the outnumbering and blocks they got in they seemed to forget to score, a matter that will be addressed in the debreifing down the bar”