“Have I ever seen such an unlucky team as the Broken Ribcages? Well I have but that was a long time ago! I truly feel for the coach and pray that the next match he plays will go better. As for the Bandits it went...well should we say well! Team captain Jesse Pains explains!

"I suspected that this would be a hard game. We have meet orcs before and won but they are always hard to take on and realy strong! At first I thought that our team had some guardian angle on our side because we had so much luck in this game I still cant belive my eyes! The were falling and stumbling across the field like something taken out of a cartoon. And the only thing we did was to knock one or two out and walked over their end zone. Needless to say there were many goals from our side. I hope that the coach will have luck in his next upcoming match!"

And with that we end this report and our broadcast for tonight! Follow up the next show to see what terriying foe the Bandits will meet next!
Goodnight!”