“It couldn't go on forever: Finaly the Sigmarite Sluggers have been defeated! The culprits were a nasty bunch of dark elves, namely Team Canada. Their nimble feet and strenght made them a hard nut to crack as they leapt too and fro the tacklezones, like little girls playing hopscotch!

After their first touchdown, the elves blitzed the imperials at the kick-off. The ball was in their hands before it even touched the ground, and a second touchdown was inevitable.

The next time the humans were more carful to keep a tight formation, as they advanced down the field. It didn't help though, as they insisted on fumbling the ball at every oppertunity. Finaly, a dark elf tired of the humans pathetic attemts to grab the thing; dodged in, snatched it up and carried it off for the third and final of the elven touchdowns.

They then let the humans walk all the way to the endzone, without doing much of an effort to stop them, just to prove a point. It was humiliation of the third degree!”