“The Lowland Scurry took to the field again as coach Oblitzamanger wonders why they keep on going even though they are surely going to die out there. Perhaps they really are too stupid to know better...

The team earned a grand total of 2 points for the Blitz Invitational. This is the lowest ever scored, and the team is pretty much going ot end up in last place for this round. They stink too, so it is a good fit for them.

First, Fn0rd got the ball and ran it up the side past a one sided mid-pitch brawl. Guess who was winning. Cartledge, the troll with Pro, was killed, but he regenerated, luckily. Scum, the guarding goblin, ran to assist a blitz on the ballcarrier which ended in a pushback. But a turn later, even with all the players out of the way, one lucky gobbo was able to knock down the ballcarrier and get it himself, running behind a line of two of his gobbo teammates.

But those two crumbled as he was left unprotected and surrounded. Thus he dodged and "punted" the ball upfild. It worked, but Fn0rd was able to get the ball back up the field quicker than the Scurry had anticipated. Couple this with the fact that every player on the team started the next turn on the ground meant a sure score for Fn0rd.

Cartledge wasn't himself after he died. He failed three out of three TTM attempts, fubling each of them, starting with the one just before halftime. Score: 1 - 0.

After that, another fumble led to 2 - 0 and the last one led to 3 - 0. Two more easy touchdowns for the Norsemen. Final score: 3 - 0.

During the match, the apothecary saved a death, meaning that the only permament injury from this game was a gouged eye, but that would quickly heal.

Coach Oblitzamanger had this to say after the match. "I want to thank coach Hassan_Ninkin for the game and for not ripping my team to shreds. He didn't have to as we did that well on our own. I was once again serving some really good soda in our dugout today. Unfortunately, the Norsemen didn't really care for it much, but my gobbos couldn't keep theri grotty little hands off it, nor stay on the pitch. Still, no injuries is crucial for me, and we got enough money for another victim, er, player.

"They really do suck, but that's okay. They are in the Blitz Invitational to get stomped on by the other teams. Well, okay, they were there to bring diversity to the group which only a stunty team can bring, but still, they will get kicked around a lot. But despite the record and horrible roster, I will keep playing with them until the Blitz Invitational is over, which may be a long time. Strap up boys! We got a long funeral march to go to; yours!"

He then ran off to make a half-hearted sacrifice to Nuffle right there on the pitch. He was thanking Nuffle for the casualty count being kept low, and praying for some seriously good luck and better players.

The Scurry's next game is to be decided. They only have two games left before they can participate in the Blitz Invitational, most likely in the "Crumbs" match.”