“Well Whaddya know? Skull Fracture went offensive on the Night Captures, smashing players left and right.

Thats right Bob, prone Night Captures' were everywhere!

Yep Joe, yep. But then again, the Skull Fracture idiots couldn't pick up the ball.

You said it Bob, the Skull Fracture players couldn't complete a play to save their lives if it didn't involve cracking heads together.

And Joe, the best passing all night was at the Halfling Halftime Toss.

Yep Bob, them halflings soared through the air... too bad nobody caught 'em.

Sure thing Joe. They just smashed into the ground, Ura Tasti crushes its collarbone, won't be as strong after that heals.

No way Bob, Ura got beat up bad.

True Joe, True.

Anyway Bob, whats next?

Well Joe, there's the take-a-picture-with-the-dead-guy happening out on the field right now.

Whoa Bob, I gotta go get me a picture with the dead guy, I'm outta here...

Joe... our broadcast isn't over yet.. Joe!!!”