“As the first Elf crashed into the BH box on the first action of the game, the hordes of Chaos knew this match was going their way.

Ok, so two badly hurts and no deaths (and my opponent didn't even have one of those meddlesome apothecaries to revive our hard won kill....) is something of a let down after our last game, but there was a perverse satisfaction to be had in watching the Pain's Beastmen dodging away from their foes while the Elves fell flat on their faces (just look at our relative luck). And we did get a blitz in the second half which allowed us an extra turn of batting the Elves around. The boys really liked that....

We might have had a third touchdown when the ball bounced into the Minotaur's hands on the last turn of the game, but there was a nice crunchy Elf standing next to him and Toghrul just couldn't help himself.....

At least we got enough cash for an apothecary this game, though I suppose a real Chaos coach would've bought the third Chaos Warrior and left the apothecaries to the sissy Elves....”