“What a game for the Dash. They came expecting to get some touchdowns, but instead recieved some very deadly and team busting casualties. They only earned 2 points for the Blitz Invitational, and are on the verge of recovery.

The game started as prroly as it ended when two well placed fouls knocked out a linelf and then Orkanhime, the team's captain, Wardancer, and best player. The fouler wasn't sent off until he fouled Mungle, the team's other Wardancer, the next turn, only stunning him. Not to mention that Morley's Revenge put Bodanteal, the team's Treeman, out of the game for all but one drive.

With players going down, it wasn't long until one was killed, but the apothecary saved Orkanhime just before he was knocked out for good. Might I add that the two fouled players never came back for the rest of the match...

Poor Denfascus was killed later on and Aurgor had his nerve pinched, removing both of them from the team. With the Reavers scoring two easy touchdowns, for there were no Wardancers to stop them as Mungle badly hurt himself on a failed go for it with a re-roll, the Dash suffered another bad loss and lost 12 points of TS and 11 points of TR.

But, they were able to buy a new player with the money. Keelian, a thrower, was recruited to take Aurgor's place. Unfortunately, Aurgor had the kick skill and Denfascus had guard, so both players will be hard to replace, however, the team will recover, hopefully, in time for the Blitz Invitational.

Coach Oblitzamanger said this after the game. "By halftime, I just wanted the game to be over and get my money and get out of here with no more injuries. But Aurgor suffered more...

"I want to thank coach Gebannus for the match and I do wish to play him again, for revenge!!! He is a good sport though and only tactically fouled."

After that, coach Oblitzamanger made a sacrifice to Nuffle right there on the pitch, and the team held a solenm funeral for Denfascus, which included full rites. The team was too sad to get interviews from and they quickly went into the dugout as Denfascus' funeral pyre burned on the pitch...”