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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Death
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Kill
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
Whiner
Whining
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Handicaps were:

Iron Man (due to a bug with my laptop, I did not see who had this bonus and promptly forgot about it - it was not displaying on the player card, and this might explain why I got so few KOs and injuries - I was hitting the Iron Man too often without knowing it!!!)
Virus (2 Str 4 Tacklers out)
Smelling Salts
Bad Press
Extra Training
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2-0 lead on offence, 2-1 half.

made 4 from 15 KO rolls....

had 7-8 guys KO plus an early SI. Did just one SI all match in return.

Perfect Defence first half on final drive took away 3-1 lead chance.

Lots of double skulls and snakes, about 6 or 7.

Opponent had major bad luck start of his first drive to leave the ball open, then failed a dodge the following turn to allow an easy score.

One tackler nearly the whole match vs 11 Blodgers!!!

Lucky escape to win in the end.”