“A tough game, against some cagey orcs. An amazing interception on the part of their ogre gave them the first touchdown. Fortunately, a pitch invasion made the return easy, leaving us kicking to them, tied at the half. Our eight brave elves hit the field for the second, and with patience and luck, managed to knock the ball out, and Rage scored the game winner. We replaced our last dead lineman with the winnings, and the team is at tewlve players for the first time ever!”