“A well balanced game on paper, but the rats trailed all game and scrambled to make it a loss by only a narrow margin. Out coached again, the skaven fan clusters were abuz with voices of discontent at coach Mauls methods. One glaring oversight was not fouling until it was very late in the game even though the ref had been KO'd and Coach Kojo was kicking rats while they were down harder than he kicks his children. Coach Maul could only offer up the excuse of the inexperience of his captain for the onfield failures.
Luck of course played a factor and the game ended on a sour note with a gratuitous last turn foul by The breaker, when questioned from a distance post match all he offered in response was a harsh bark "kek".
In more tragic events, Greasefur, the teams Second Gutter and most succesful player, lost his life when skewered by an aggressive blade of grass when it entered his ear canal after a failed push. He will be missed.
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