“Hello viewers! We have reached Bac, the star blitzer of the infamous Balls of Iron. Maybe we can get his comments about the action on the field today.
"Wassa not me fault. Firsta Mok push me and me trippa over da wooman, coulda not helpa it. Next da other wooman komma runna at me and trippa and hitta 'er 'ead on me 'oulder 'ad!"
You have obviously recovered from the devastating loss to the Fast and Furious in your first game of the season.
"'Em Rats cheat! Them set tripwire all ova da fiild. We not speak of 'at game ever again!'
So, that was Bac from the Balls of Iron. We leave you now. Please come back tomorrow for the next game of the Iron Lightning League! ”
"I can't really see how the filthy little green blobbos fit in the Iron Lightning Bowl division... it's not like they try to win by scoring many goals. The sort of game the slimey little gits play are more suited in the Brutal Bowl Conference... I have placed a formal complaint on this matter to league officials."
Thank you for the match!”
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"Wassa not me fault. Firsta Mok push me and me trippa over da wooman, coulda not helpa it. Next da other wooman komma runna at me and trippa and hitta 'er 'ead on me 'oulder 'ad!"
You have obviously recovered from the devastating loss to the Fast and Furious in your first game of the season.
"'Em Rats cheat! Them set tripwire all ova da fiild. We not speak of 'at game ever again!'
So, that was Bac from the Balls of Iron. We leave you now. Please come back tomorrow for the next game of the Iron Lightning League!
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