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Match Result · Ranked division
Match recorded on 2006-06-17 11:24:46
50k
0/0/1
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
-
1
-
1
10
-
-
31
19
-
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
1
1
-
1
11
-
6
37
50
-
“The vile beasts of Chaos wastes versus the pudgy little runts of the Moot? This could only end in a blood bath with halfling bits scattered all over the pitch... or could it?
Sure, there was a steady flow of halflings being sent off the pitch to the K.O. booth, but only one of them ever saw the lights shining down from the kitchen of heaven before the apothecary could bring him back to life by holding a newly baked blueberry pie under his nose.
The lumbring treemen did their job, and were rarely on their backs or rooted. The crowd went silent as Oakenbranch crushed the helmet of Lord Doom like a Bloodweiser can. For a few moments he lied like dead on the ground, but suddenly he rose up, removed his helmet and laughed in glee, seemingly revived to life by his diety.
Maybe a bit to preoccupied on bashing the Snackers, the beastmen only managed to score once, missing their first chance as halflings dodged through with a blitz against the ball carrier.
At the last setup, Doom ordered a anti throw team mate setup, lining up a screen of players along the end of the pitch. Despite this precaution the halflings managed to get one Blueberry through to even the score!
It was a DRAW!
After the match, Lord Doom was approached by Fellgrim the Despicable, a fellow warrior of Chaos. He laughed at the feeble attempts to hurt the halflings and promised that if he got to join the team, he would turn their next match to bloody carnage. Shrewd as he is, Lord Doom accepted this offer, as it would get some attention away from himself, and increase his survivability on the pitch.”
Sure, there was a steady flow of halflings being sent off the pitch to the K.O. booth, but only one of them ever saw the lights shining down from the kitchen of heaven before the apothecary could bring him back to life by holding a newly baked blueberry pie under his nose.
The lumbring treemen did their job, and were rarely on their backs or rooted. The crowd went silent as Oakenbranch crushed the helmet of Lord Doom like a Bloodweiser can. For a few moments he lied like dead on the ground, but suddenly he rose up, removed his helmet and laughed in glee, seemingly revived to life by his diety.
Maybe a bit to preoccupied on bashing the Snackers, the beastmen only managed to score once, missing their first chance as halflings dodged through with a blitz against the ball carrier.
At the last setup, Doom ordered a anti throw team mate setup, lining up a screen of players along the end of the pitch. Despite this precaution the halflings managed to get one Blueberry through to even the score!
It was a DRAW!
After the match, Lord Doom was approached by Fellgrim the Despicable, a fellow warrior of Chaos. He laughed at the feeble attempts to hurt the halflings and promised that if he got to join the team, he would turn their next match to bloody carnage. Shrewd as he is, Lord Doom accepted this offer, as it would get some attention away from himself, and increase his survivability on the pitch.”
Oakenbranch was begrudged against Lord Doom, since he'd called the blueberries "squeezable, like the berries that grow on their treemen." The main reason he took exception to this is Lrod Doom had made comment on his berries!
It was a despondant team that set up for the last few seconds of the match, largely because a loss was looming and Ma. Bakers' pies would go to some other, more deserving team, while the blueberries got to do the dishes. But young splatter stood up, shouted for the ball and yelled for Oakenbranch to Throw him... "I'd rather die than have no blueberry pie!" he yelled as he soared through the air.
Scarily enough, he landed upright, then bolted for the endzone, blowing "blueberries" at Lord Dooms tactics, and indeed, Lord Doom himself as he ran past. He almost fell as he tried to duck around Tuskgrunt, but yelled out "BLUEBERRIES! I WANT BLUEBERRIES!", dove betwen tuskgrunt's legs and skidded into the end zone. he leapt to his feet, The hero of the team, and saviour of Ma. Bakers' pies from a worse fate.
(a great game against a strong player. Would definately play again.
It's purely luck that made it a draw, believe me. See the replay if you don't.)”