“In what no doubt will be seen as a sage move by Coach Maul, he pitted his battered rats up against women for their next match. In the first half it looked a wise decision as his rats ran in 2 td's to nil and the Dreamgirls failed every attempt to pickup the ball until the very last turn.

In what is becoming a predictable storyline in the Tidal Fur match reports, another player was lost, killed while dodging. Apparently the grass hadnt been mowed as per BB official standards and Termax ( a journeyman linerat) had his candle snuffed out as a sharp piece of soil obliterated his ratlife. Coach maul is considering "firing" the Apothecary that was by all accounts, "drunk out of his skull" and only made things worse when he tried to treat Termax for a rectal prolapse instead of the head injury. It seems that no sooner is a player death replaced, that another rat goes down from a failed dodge. Coach Maul will obviously need to run soem extra drills before the next game.

The second half was a tighter affair with Coach MadManuel marshalling his bevy of babes into a tight unit and marching them slowly to a TD in the 6th turn. Team Tidal should have gone up 3 - 1 on the last turn of the game, except for that great brute of a rat, the Breaker fell victim again to not having the block skill. So close yet so far!

Note: Rat fans rejoiced at a rare victory. We gained more rat fans.
Note: finally, the gutter runner ranks are bolstered with the addition of Furtrain2.”