“The Mordheim Mighty Mice made one mistake when challenging the snackers... they mentioned eating blueberry cheese.
Having never heard of this combination before, the Blueberry Snackers decided to try it... with a few scones, pies, pasties, flans, and other desserts made by the genius of the team's fast-becoming-celebrity chef, Ms. Bakers.
The Blueberry and cheese combination gave the team courage enough to face down the Mighty Mice, largely because the gases that were emanating from the scrubs left in the dugout were far more deadly than the smell of skaven.
This courage extended to the teams three touchdowns two of which were scored by Holbo who had courageously accepted being thrown down the field, the second time performing a double curled soumersalt, but still landing on his feet. Seeing this bravery, and not to be outdone, Hungree took the challenge to score the teams third touchdown.
Thank you, mighty mice, for you gas empowering air propulsion mix recipie... blueberry cheese!
(Seriously though, my opponent had terrible luck on all the important rolls. He still managed to score twice, but overall his luck when it was important was, suffice to say, bad. Without this terrible luck, the game would have easily gone the other way.)”
“The other coach had it right. We should leave alchemy and cooking to the halflings and the elves. Blueberry cheese and its ill effects seriously was affecting the ball handling of the gutters. During the post game interview they talked about leaking a oozy slimy substance from their hands...and it was blue. This may explain all the failed handoffs, catches and pickups.
The entire field was enveloped in blueberry gasses....and it is believed the flings were getting high on the stuff as it empowered their ability to be the right stuff. Three incredible throws and landings. Pfffff. They went into the fog as flings, they came out as acrobats.
Even the vermin were affected. Not one single RIP. They were disappointed....
Good game all around.
Lizards next on the schedule (we shall be ready).
We were too (4-0)”
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Having never heard of this combination before, the Blueberry Snackers decided to try it... with a few scones, pies, pasties, flans, and other desserts made by the genius of the team's fast-becoming-celebrity chef, Ms. Bakers.
The Blueberry and cheese combination gave the team courage enough to face down the Mighty Mice, largely because the gases that were emanating from the scrubs left in the dugout were far more deadly than the smell of skaven.
This courage extended to the teams three touchdowns two of which were scored by Holbo who had courageously accepted being thrown down the field, the second time performing a double curled soumersalt, but still landing on his feet. Seeing this bravery, and not to be outdone, Hungree took the challenge to score the teams third touchdown.
Thank you, mighty mice, for you gas empowering air propulsion mix recipie... blueberry cheese!
(Seriously though, my opponent had terrible luck on all the important rolls. He still managed to score twice, but overall his luck when it was important was, suffice to say, bad. Without this terrible luck, the game would have easily gone the other way.)”