“Buy a Gutter, lose the Gutter. It seems this teams fate to not have more than one gutter. Coach Maul had a few extra grey hairs after this match and he blames Nuffle! 56 days went up 1 nil after a early slow drive for the TD. Again the Rats armor was no match for the steely fists of the undead. The FT reply was cut down cruelly on turn 8 as Greasefur2 pushed a square for the TD and tripped.
The second half started more evenly as Tidal Fur started to make some inroads into the injury stats. The rats threw in a Touchdown on turn 4. They then steadied themselves to stop the charge but unfortunately after 2 turns there were only a few rats left able to stand. The fickle rats fans were so distraught after the match that several hundred joined a passing caravan of orc fishmongers as livebait in preference to the agony of watching team Tidal one more time.

Note: far too many double skulls to be healthy”