“The game started well when the RoR rabid fans threw a small house at JOnald Gorestone and inflicted a serious injury before the first turn. From there on in thogh Coach maul watched his brave decrip rabble of mutating players fall ti pieces as 5 of them were forced back into the dugout by turn 4. An investigation has been launched into the Rise of Ruins armormonger JJ Gruntenhelm and son. Heads will roll.

The second half was more of the same with the Offense being ineffectual and only being able to field 7 players at the kickoff. By the end of the half this was reduced to a paltry, but sturdy 4.

The game wasnt a complete loss however, as Dunderflng did manage the only spp point of the game for his team. Bravo!

Note: Nobody died! and the fans hung around for one more match.”