“Luck reading out and replay possibly borked due to a second half turn 6 lag disconnect, and the luck was 58-51 in my favour at the time. Opponent had recovered ball, but next to my Str4 Mighty Blow Tackler and his Thrower had KO'd self on a dodge. With limited time left and reloading difficulties, my opponent ended turn twice on the reload as we could not replicate what happened and he believed that I would have got the ball and scored.
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Handicaps were:

Morley's Revenge (on 2 players, but it rarely worked)
Get the Ref2
Extra Training
Palmed Coin
Buzzing

Falcons had one out of two players fail their niggling roll.
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The Doors started in offence and had a shocking time with their blocks for a few turns whilst the Falcons applied the pressure.

An early RIP was inflicted on the Doors AG5 player and the stupid apothecary failed.

Soon my opponent had like 44 luck vs my 82 and it took some work to finally get a score.

On the Falcons drive, a snake eyes pass resulted in a turnover TD and they were suddenly down 0-2. Add to that a 1 on a dodge on my AG6 Thrower who killed himself (apothed) and the game was looking mighty suckful.

Anyhow, the Falcons managed to get a score in the first half to trail 1-2 going into half time.

The second half started with the Doors getting a Blitz! This put the Falcons under extreme pressure and then they failed a catch on the sideline and it was all over.

Except it was then the Doors turn to roll 1s and somehow, against all odds the Falcons managed to get the ball back and get a score to equalise.

The Doors lined up at 2-2 and again had some poor blocks on the line. Their offence was pressured by the Falcons and eventually, the ball was stolen and sent upfield.

The game crashed shortly after on my end and my opponent played on without knowing I had dropped off, and KO'd his Thrower after catching the ball near my players. On the reload, my opponent decided that click end turn was the fairest thing to do given the limited time he had left and the difficulty of replicating the turn.
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Was one of those games against Drunken_Master were the dice were very cruel for me when it came to ball handling, but some cruddy luck for him with the apothecary and his blocks let me back into the game.

DM is a great opponent and it coulda easily gone his way. Real shame re the failed apoth as the Doors are an old team with lots of fame/history and they deserve some rebuidling luck.”