“Well the match started well with a pitch invasion stunning nearly every cheater in the back field. This allowed me to flood players into position to await a scoring pass. The cheaters kept it interesting for a couple of turns before their kicker got sent off after the first foul. After that it was a quick pickup of the ball from a failed pass earlier to score.

The cheaters managed to level the score in the second half after I blitzed the ball carrier into the endzone to give myself 3 turns to get the winner. This I managed to achieve after a blitz on kickoff meant the cheaters charged my front line leaving the back field empty for my ball carrier, a happy recipient of a touchback to stroll merrily in.

Highlights of the game were me killing my namesake on the cheaters team and also a chainsaw on chainsaw block which resulted in a RIP.”