“This opening round match of the Stars and Maple Leaves was played under rainy conditions throughout, reducing the mostly unskilled elven teams to playing a match that looked more like Peasant Bowl.

The Indie Rockers carried the day, however, using their two blitzers to good effect, along with some nice armour rolls and Get the Ref after their opening score.

The fans showed their approval of the dark elves performance by rhythmic nodding of their heads and consumption of microbrew ale from the concessions.”