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Assault
Bad coaching
Bad luck
Bash
Block
Bloody
Crap
Crud
Death
Dice
Dice rape
Hit
Kill
Lucker
Lucky
Murder
Smash
Splatt
Unlucky
Useless
Whiner
Whining
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Handicaps were:

Virus (1 Str 4 player out)
Buzzing (Treeman)
Palmed Coin
Get the Ref 2
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Dice raped heh. Snakes on ball handling resulting in turnovers and a score on 3? occasions.

Was a frustrating match, but the new players did manage to get advances.”