“9 powerful rats under the guidance of Coach Maul took on the might of Coach KidCrestHill's *rolleyes* Mighty Lions of Middenhiem. The game started of forebodingly when the second block of the match resulted in a BH courtesy of the MLM #1 and the third block a Death via the boot of Lance Murdock (steroids). Not for the first time, the Furnami Apothecary failed to do his job and Gnasher died an unnecesary death.

With Furnami down to 7 rats it was an easy task for the humans to run in an easy TD.

The next kickoff and the Rats pullled a fast one and Blitzed around the flanks while the ball bounced dangerously into the open. The swift gutter runners were able to capitalise on a clumsy human fumble and and with a few dodges, score another easy TD against the run of play.

Turn 8 and the Coach KID *rolleyes* instructed his players to foul the rats who were already down to 7 players. Benny Walddorth was sent from the field for this indiscretion.

Second Half and the rats went in 7 strong but recieving the ball. They quicksnapped and everything was in place for another TD to take them 2 up but unfortunately Throwling II fumbled the ball on pickup and the drive came to an abrupt end. The Humans wrestled back control of the ball and formed a protective cell around the ball carrier. And just stood there.

Coach maul couldnt believe his luck. Coach KID *rolleyes* was playing for a draw.... 10 Humans and an ogre against 6 rats. Obviously a coach with such smarts knows what he's doing, and Coach Maul didnt feel like it was his place to question his ability to play bloodbowl. He decided to allow the Humans to stall the game for 5 turns so that they could salvage a draw against the 6 fearsom Skaven that were left on the field.

Great coaching, fouling and stalling. Somebody get the man a prize :)

To add to the great result, the winnings were higher than normal and the fanclub picked up some extra memberships. If 6 rats can force a full human team to play for a draw, they must be worth following right?

RIP Gnasher, we hardly knew thee.



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