“Coach maul was sitting at his desk, working out the new colours for the Talons Ladies underwear merchandising when he recieved a challenge from a source that he hadn't really considered before. Goblins.

He paused for a moment and thought, why not? and agreed to the challenge. From that moment on until the final whistle and even for a little bit after that, he couldnt shake the feeling that a cow was going to fall out of space and land on his head.

The game went largely to plan however, the goblins were surprisingly difficult to knock over despite their obvious lack of strength and they stood up quite well to some heavy blocks.

2 TD's to the elves in the first half and then a final one to end the game gave them a handy result.

The only dissapointment was the death of Hallon who, had only just last game gained guard as a skill. It was an inoccuous injury really but the Apothecary completely bungled the medication measurements and ended up overdosing the poor Line Elf on Shrews root and dried Gelfling testicles, sending him to a painful demise. There is expected to be a full investigation into the matter. One eye witness was quoted as saying " I don't know but that was the shortest, ugliest and greenest High Elf Apothecary I've ever seen..."

The winnings were ok but happily more fans have flocked under the Talons banner.

Post game and we are able to welcom our first Dragon Warrior.”