“This game was really decided by two early blocks that went very very well for the Crash. The first was Jersey Slinga knocking troll Reek out for what turned out to be the whole game, and the second was big Morg's stun of Kre'l Goldenhoove - a blow that left the bull an easy target for dirty player Pain Soaka; who booked Kre'l's funeral, enraging the ref and delighting Crash fans in equal measure.

From there a defensive TD was ensured as Morg sauntered in to sack the hobgob Stampy. To his credit the hob needed to be sacked twice but Morg was only too happy to oblige.

The rest of the half, indeed the game, could best be described as an outnumbered "bash-the-dwarf" contest as the ball was left to the odd Crash player to do what they liked with. Truth be told it was really "bash-the-orc", as the evil squats were winning the brawl reasonably comfortably. Sadly they didn't have the numbers to also play the ball.

Twahnlow Votes

3 Votes - Ahmed the Mad
An excellent, I hesitate to say "little", basher who was instrumental in the evil squat's brawling ascendancy.

2 Votes - Ziggy
A superb hit on Steem Trane sent the Orc to the medical tent and demonstrated just the kind of pluck the squats had struggled to find until that moment.

1 Vote - Stampy
Any hob that stands up to three consecutive Morgings is a hob of note. Stampy made it to two..”