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Assault
Bad coaching
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Well my Undead are old school guys (4 Wights!) that have not played in about 2.5 years so I had little well practiced strategy.

I started in offence and just bashed and bashed and bashed and then dodged this way and that way to swing the ball around with my Blodger.

Luck was with me as I caused two BHs and two KOs to have a strong player advantage, but it was still not easy. I scored late in the first half to take a 1-0 lead into the break.

Second half, my opponent started in offence and brought the ball forward and I managed to get a steal. The dice were certainly friendly allowing me to make most of my important rolls to keep the pressure up and I even made a 4+ pass and 3+ catch to secure the win by taking the score to 2-0 after stealing the ball.

There was really not much my opponent could do with the dice being in my favour.

On the final drive, finally some decent luck for my opponent as he got some good hits in and scored his own TD.

Post match, my Ghoul who got to 31 SPP aged and got a niggle. Crappola!!!

Anyways, rudinho, it was a fun match and I hope we can have a rematch sometime :)”