“This is a game that quickly turned into an orgy of hungry trolls, gangbanging hordes of goblins and hard blitzing by the Norse. After three tries by the Runts All-Stars not to get the gobbos eaten but thrown instead they scored the first point! Nasal mucus showed some true athletic skills in his across the field flight with the ball.

During the second half the Norse were heavily decimated and stormed the south part of the field with only a handfull players, carving a way through the gobbos while leaving cannonfodder to stall the trolls. Through frenzied attacks by the blitzers a gaping hole of knocked out and broken gobbos Lowkey Lyesmith made a dash for it, scoring 1-1 for the Norse!

A truly great game, with gobbos and bodyparts flying across the field! Roses are red, violets are blue, and gobbo-gangbangs usally end in red-green splatter.”