“Truly a brilliant game for the halflings, who managed to score a highly unlikely 2 touchdowns. Many props go to Makes Good Stew (When Cooked Thoroughly) who scored both of them, at great risk to life and limb. His second TD was a magical manuever which involved dodging out of a threatening square made up of 4 ogres and 2 goblins and then 2 successful Go For It! rolls.

The only injury, somewhat miraculously, on the halfling side was poor Unfortunate Uther, a new player who shattered his own knee trying to block an ogre.

Bad luck on the Ogre side, of course, played a very large part in this victory, with several vital tackles coming up all skulls.

All in all an amazing and disturbing game.”