“These Amazon ladies put the hurting on these haughty High Elves like a Catholic nun raps a disobedient schoolgirl. They danced and smashed their way to victory after realizing the Elf armour was not so strong. Suffering two deaths and 2 missed games, the Gamers hadn't a shot. Overall, the Garadenla Gamers couldn't get anything going and sorely missed their fallen comrades. Some quick highlights: Daniel Swiftfoot and Avenging Aaron's brutal casualties before their own eventual DEATHS, a sucessful blitz through two schoolgirl's TZ to crack the ballcarrier, and a completed log bomb by Catastrophe Crit. Props go to the the Girls' coach G_Force for helping teach and instruct in my first JavaBowl game. He took it slowly and offered great suggestions throughout the match. Slops go to the Gamers for being arrogant and incurring the wrath of Nuffle undoubtedly causing their demise on armour and injuyry rolls.”