“In this crazy match up between the Hard Hitting Hoarders and the Glass-Jaw Khemri...sorry, Death of a Salesman, the Dwarves managed to KO no less than 9 opposing players at various times in the match. One of them, however, was more or less self-inflicted, when one of the proud mummies tried to head-butt Morn Skullcrusher. He earned his nickname that day, sending the mummy of the field for what proved to be the remaining match. Unfortunately, Morn, encouraged by this, tried to knock out one of the skeletons, spraining his groin in the proces (don't ask how this happened!).
A bloody match, just too bad only four thousand fans showed up to this spectacle!”
A bloody match, just too bad only four thousand fans showed up to this spectacle!”