“ Dwarves, dorfs, dickheads. It's all about the hair, no matter - beard or other hair.
Opponent was using the stench of the beard to knock human gentlemen out. How rude!
Both teams were lucky, but the 2% difference meant a loss for humans, because last block resulted in double skulls.
In press conference (0 reporters attended) the coach of Terrans pointed out: "It's 5th time i'm saying: We won't ever play against dwarves again"". Tommorow he will say the same - except the number will be different.

P.S. Second period, turns 6-8 - piece of art, classic. Depending vastly on blocking with lower strength and opponent choosing the dice, dwarves knocked out half of the poor humans. Who needs strategy with these fierce lads? Just block it, no matter what!”