“Our 3rd straight NFL victory. And although onion got the score correct, it was actually us going up 2-0 on a failed pass in the 2nd half before the elves got on the board.
The board of governors was not too happy about giving up our 1st TD of the year. Added to that, the insult of having a bounty placed on our Werewolf just because he scored created added pressure for retribution.
So after much deliberation it was decided by a 5-2 vote that a bounty would be placed on the head of the only being to score against us thus far, #2 Terrik Witchbane. May he one day leap to his death.
“The third game of the NFL season saw the 1-1 Sentinels vs. the 2-0 LHTH.
Play started with the Humans receiving the ball. Early attempts to penetrate were thwarted by the plucky wood elfs who spent the first half chasing the ball carrier around. A sure TD was missed was a Wardancer rolled double ones on a dodge roll. The resultant ball drop led to an easy LHTH score.
The second half saw the Wood Elfs swarm the Human defensive schematic, and a hand-off and short pass later it was 1-1. Again on defence the Wood Elfs held off the Humans and were poised to score again when another simple TD was taken away. Out of position, the offensive minded Wood Elf watched helplessly as the humans bobbled and stumbled their way to a 2-1 lead. Frightened of the potent Sentinel defence, the Humans ran deep into their territory, followed by the entire wood elf team. Again Nuffle took a third TD score away from the Sentinels, and instead bestowed his fortune and the phone number of one his favorite lady companions to the opposing team's coach as he allowed them to score 3-1.
On the very last play, after 40 blocks were thrown, 10 with mighty blow, finally we broke the amazingly well-crafted Human armor and KO'd a blitzer. Cheers all around in the crowded injuried section of the Wood Elfs, where the strong coffee and potent glacauma medince both pump the players up and relaxes them.
We're placing a Bounty on Werewolf, that damn catcher, oh I just noticed he got MVP....11 spp! Well, FOR SURE THEN! Bounty declared mwhaha.”
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The board of governors was not too happy about giving up our 1st TD of the year. Added to that, the insult of having a bounty placed on our Werewolf just because he scored created added pressure for retribution.
So after much deliberation it was decided by a 5-2 vote that a bounty would be placed on the head of the only being to score against us thus far, #2 Terrik Witchbane. May he one day leap to his death.
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