The Bears are in it for the long game - we hope to score our first NFL touchdown somewhere before game 7. That is looking bleak at this point though! Mummies next......”
“After the previous bad result the little terrors had been away on training camp all week. They were really looking forward to playing these weak looking humans and had decided to come out swinging. And that they did! 3 KOs and a fumble gaving the kicking team the ball. The crowd were so worked up that when they got their hands on the human thrower "Sutherland" they fractured his leg! From here the 1-0 result as the half time whistle blew was only a formality for "Short Hair".
With only 9 players fielded by the humans the rats decided to press their advantage and gave the bad kick to the rat ogre "Splinter". He managed to fun the ball to the endzone, even with a bit of confusion about not using his fists halfway there. An amazing blitz into what was practically the entire team with the Ogre into the middle from "Curie" saw the Ogre toppled. The crowd knew it shouldn't have been possible and threw the ball straight back to the terrors.
The last drive saw this leagues first use of the "Hamster catch it yourself kick"TM and the third goal was easy against the beat up humans!
Bring on the halflings!”
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The Bears are in it for the long game - we hope to score our first NFL touchdown somewhere before game 7. That is looking bleak at this point though! Mummies next......”