“Round One of Stunty Rookie Rumble III. This game was 0-0 going into overtime...

The game saw some amazing series of dice rolling. In 30+ dodges not one snotling kissed the concrete tuff. Conversely in 20+ GFI the pogo-sticks hopped around the pitch.

Thanks to referee Broadsidebarn Bubbles who turned a complete blind eye to the IGS arsenal, The chainsaws did their work well, as every turn they blitzed onr snotling into the KO box.

The DPS played well in overtime, but were badly outnumbered and hampered by a crippling string of Bonehead rolls. A blitz caught by Hoppingjerk Hambone followed by a double skulls was one gift from nuffle, and a last turn grab in a TZ followed by two more sequences of 4 GFI-ing pogo-sticker and some elf-like passing saw a scoreless game suddenly sag.”