“One of the craziest matches I've been involved in. The first half was relatively tame, with each side trading touchdowns.
The second half...The elfs failed four different gfi attempts to score the TD. Each time a skink would pick up the ball and get downfield before getting knocked down. A skink tried to pick up the ball in his endzone, it bounced into the crowd, they threw it into the crowd on the side lines, who promptly threw it right back into the startled skinks hands who caught it seconds before getting blitzed. But the elfs couldn't make their gfi's rolls and the lizards ran down field. Last play of game, one square for winning TD, and the fifth denial of a TD by Nuffle. A fitting ending to a crazy half
Thanks for the match man. Catch you on the pitch again”
“Bob : Last night, we saw an incredible second half between Sour Swamp Slither and Honor Roll. While Honor Roll failed to score on two occasions while in the end zone, Sour Swamp Slither failed to score on the last play of the game! Bob is on the field where the game was played last night and has more details on this story.
Jim : Our sources told us that a funky wizard got high and put a spell on the turf to give an interesting situation to the game. Sometimes, our sources are telling us crap. But this time, it might be true... Back to you Bob.
Before the camera switch back to Jim, the TV showed Jim take a step and slipped before falling as gracefully as an elephant...
We'll have to play another slippery derby sometime! See ya!”
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The second half...The elfs failed four different gfi attempts to score the TD. Each time a skink would pick up the ball and get downfield before getting knocked down. A skink tried to pick up the ball in his endzone, it bounced into the crowd, they threw it into the crowd on the side lines, who promptly threw it right back into the startled skinks hands who caught it seconds before getting blitzed. But the elfs couldn't make their gfi's rolls and the lizards ran down field. Last play of game, one square for winning TD, and the fifth denial of a TD by Nuffle. A fitting ending to a crazy half
Thanks for the match man. Catch you on the pitch again”