“Wow what a match!

Early on it looked as if the Ogres were going to smash their way to victory by quicky causing 3 BH on the opposing team. As a gob picked up the ball and appeared to be headed for a TD, Cater comes out of nowhere to blitz poor Bottles.

This resulted in the ball popping loose with an added twist. Cater SI'ed himself in the process! However it doesn't stop there...he KILLED Bottles at the same time lol! There were 2 piles of blood and a football after the dust settled.

The majority of the match was spent with the elves passing and running all around the slow and dumb ogres, all while being short several players in the process.

In the 2nd quarter it looked as if the elves were on their way to yet another TD when a crucial trip by Brett while GFI caused him to go prone. This opened up a clear lane for Bonejelly to blitz.

Both coaches could foresee the result...so I yelled "CHAAAAAAAAARGE!!!" right before blitzing poor Tavis, who already had 2 TD on the day. The result was a SI on Tavis, and a very important factor for the ogres. This allowed Pills to get the ball and run like hell.

The ogres managed to form a wall of protection to allow Pills running room, however while running, Pills trips over his own feet and falls over...and DIES. Boy I sure was pissed lol, at least die from a block or something. Anyway, the ball exchanges hands a couple times until finally Ricky the treeman was finally knocked prone, freeing up an ogre to blitz one of the elves guarding Fork, who had the ball at this point near the goalline. The elf was knocked prone and Fork escaped, and managed to reach within 5 tiles of the goalline. The next turn an elf tried to blitz Fork, but tripped and fell down! The ogres finally got a break from the insanely fast elves, leaving Fork with an easy TD.

On the final turn of the game I put the ball in the hands of Beefalo just for kicks, and decided not to block anymore of the elves out of respect for an enjoyable game and fun opposing coach. Eventhough I lost this match, it was still one of the more enjoyable and amusing games I've ever played. GG droweclipse, but I'll get ya next time ;-)”