“The extra 1% of luck was all the difference for the evil vampires. The game got off to a rocky start for the vampires, as an early chance at a TD was thwarted by a missed GFI. The elves gathered the ball and formed a cage around their star player, Kizaroce. The vampires opened up part of the cage but could not get to the ball carrier.

A thrall Billy saw the Witch Elf and decided to make his move, since he had such a hard time finding a date. He approached her and whipped out his best line. 'Hi, I'm Billy'. As Kizaroce ran away from his clumbsy advanced Billy followed her, never giving up. Eventually Kizaroce grew tired of the awkward attempts at flirting by the thrall and decided to play dead, dropping the ball in process. The vampires scooped up the ball and went on to score.

After that nuffle decided to take over. Kizaroce, eager to get away from Billy, decided to injure herself in a blitz. The other elves followed suit, falling over ever time they tried to move. The vampires had little to do other than pick up the ball and score.

Congrats to Timppa for enduring a severe dice-beating with little complaint. How the luck meter reads 57% for him is beyond me. I have never seen so many 1's in one game.
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