“The opposing coach played a very good game, hiding his skinks behind a line of saurii and then bursting forth to score touchdown or hit on the counterattack.

The biggest problem for my evil lads was the inability to make any good armour rolls in the first half. All I needed was a few stuns to clear some space and start playin' ball. Unfortunately, the skinks burst forward and grabbed their second TD of the game.

We made a game of it in the second half, with a chaos warrior driving down the side of the pitch as fast as possible. But then Nuffle smiled once more upon the Lizards and their skinks sealed the game with their third score.”