“Coach unx had obviously not sacrificed some small animal to the forest gods (or whatever Wood Elves like to do for luck) because Nuffl clearly was frowning upon him this day. However to his credit unx never once complained about his luck and remained a good sport right to the end. I would rematch him anyday and I'm sure the result would be different if the dice rolls were even.

The crowd were a bloodthirsty mob, most have which had come only to see the Wood Elves smeared accross the pitch. Unfortunately for them the only injury went to The Flemville beastman, Baarf. So starved for violence were they that they gave him the MVP for fracturing his leg. It will be maybe the most popular thing he does in his bloodbowl career as Baarf is now fastracked on the list for retirement.”