“Good evening again, sports fans, to tonight's penultimate round match from Mr Whippy's Emporium Regional League XV.

Tonight saw the Tasmanian Rangers lose 2-1. Thats right, you disillusioned fans... the Tasmanian Rangers lost tonight.

While their strategies were well thought out, tonights match against the Ultimate Showdown of Heros had critics blasting several players on the Rangers' team for accepting bribes from bookies to take dives at particular times.

However, in a surprising move, Debut Rookie Dame Enid Lyons moved brilliantly in the second half to equalise. However, a lack of support from the rest of the team caused a failure of consolidation and even the letting through of a second scorer for the Heros.

IN their next game, the Tasmanian Rangers take on the highly seeded King's Park Rangers. Will they be able to recover psychologically from being handed their first loss just before this very difficult game? time will tell.

Thwahnlow Votes:

3 - Abraham Lincon: for scoring the winning touchdown and handing the Rangers their first defeat.

2 - Shaq: for scoring the Heros' first EVER casualty

1 - Erin Carter: for scoring the first Touchdown of the match.”