“Opening game for two teams in the vaunted Everest Premier League. Casualties started right away and by the time the behaviorists scored in turn 5, 5 of Shopko's employees were KOed or worse. All but one came back for the 2nd half and despite getting what amounted to being a blitz after a failed dodge by the first man moving, the FInest were able to move the ball and score. Along the way, Eric Schaefer threatened to touch the Social Phobic during a block and he died of a heart attack b4 contact was even made. THis pissed off the Ogres who went on to cause 3 more CAS but the other goblins could not stop crying over the death of their psychiatrically ill brother. They wiped off the tears on their hands and unfortunately forgot to towel off the wetness. This lead to 5 consecutive failures to pick up the ball on a 3+ and 7 of 8 failures for the overall game. Coach Celas thought his may problem may be the frequent boneheading of the Ogres, but now he has to call in a Cognitive Therapist to teach emotional regulation skill to the gobbos.
I guess he will learn not to recruit a team from a psychiatric facility.....”