“Another defeat for the Marauders, this time down to Pussy Cat, who lost this game for them, Fenix had this to say after the match,
"Bloody Pussy! I's told 'im ter stay away from dem big guys, but no, 'e 'as ter get in dere, tryin' ter be der big minotaur, I's told 'im 'e does it again an' I's gonna drop 'im fer a game or so!"
I also asked what was happening to Warrior Barnak,
"Yer 'e is lookin' strange, first 'e sprouts spikes all over, den after dis game, 'e grows sum bloody tentacles, an' 'ere's me tinkin' I's wuz runnin' a Bloodbowl team, when all dis time I's runnin' sum sortta freak show...erm if he grows more 'eads duz dat mean I's 'ave ter give 'im more ale?"
Fenix walked away with a dazed look on his face, which I can tell you, is quite strange on a Dwarf.
Well this was Fredderick Pooms reporting, hope you all have a nice day.”