“Hmm... even the most reckless and zealous of religious fanatics must reconsider their game after squaring off with the Piling On crazy Ogres of "Bestas".

With strong, fat knobbly ogres jumping on players left right and centre, the question as to what game was being played surfaced later...

perhaps a rematch where my team come on the pitch with anachronistic rocket launchers, bio suits and toxic weapons might be the way to go...

Suffice it to say, I'm looking forward to the new fouling rules, where I won't be caught and can DP the PO.”