“With little but another runners up spot to play for and in the spirit of mayhem the Crash acquired the services of one Bomma Dribblesnot for this match. But a slew of media speculation also surrounded the fixture, with black orc Jersey Slinga and fans alike not turning up to the match to avoid the media scrum surrounding a dubious flower-picking incident during a recent pillaging of a human village.

Bomma did nothing but blow himself up the once and the ref sent him away "to think about a longer fuse" he said, placating the Crash bench.

The Gits started brightly too, their application of violence and speed clinical and resulting in an early score. The Crash had the time and the inclination to respond taking it to 1-1 at the half.

Sadly by this time thin rat starting numbers and orc-assisted "natural attrition" had given the gits a growing numerical disadvantage, despite the long ko of troll Brik Skithaus and the send off of Dribblesnot and dirty player Pain Soaka ("I juz tripp'd ova 'im ref ! 'onist !"). Much rested on a racing runner who tripped on his laces speeding for glory, and that was enough to give the Crash space for 2 more.

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3 Votes - Kiclaw
The ratoggie's opening hit on Brik Skithaus got the ratball rollin' and kept the troll out for most of the game.

2 Votes - Demonclaw
A great defensive game, let down only by an absence of team mates. Deamonclaw made a blazing run on the ball carrier at 1-1, beating all tacklers, and was also the most determined git on defence during the Crash's 2nd and 3rd.

1 Bitecrawl
For takin hit after hit. He got in a pinball situation and bounced of thump after thump. Sure he may need new undies, but he can keep the dancin' shoes !”