“Thanks for an incredible game! Gobbo pride! My boyz didn't let me down -- they burst like the voluptuous entrail-filled green tomatoes that they are. Warning to all spectators: If you sit in the first two rows, you WILL get wet.
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Oh, and you need to stop setting the barbeque up in your KO box -- your black orc Smash is getting a 'lil tubby.
“One of the most amusing matches I have played outside of the stunty leeg. Orkspace is the optimal coach for a gob team, trying to win the matches but also making sure to make plenty of spectacular and death defying moves along the way. His brave gits took a bit of a beating today, but Orspace seemed to enjoy the blood stained pitch as much as I did. Not a single foul went either way.
Gothenburg Gitz focused on what orc teams do best. Bashing the opponent and letting the ones who run out of people to give da boot pick up the ball and run. The Gitz were also aided by Nuffle this day. That should be said. I had some really lucky one hit blocks on the trolls, and a headless dodge out of a gob cluster with my thrower that would probably have ended with a TD for the opponents if it wasn't for me rolling a 6. That's the best things with playing goblins...you get caught up in the spirit of making crazy stunts :)
The Moonspoores rarely made it over the half line without being ganged upon and beaten, but they did score a fantastic gob throw TD, so their teams should be happy despite the loss.
Thanks for a really fun match, Orkspace. I'm allready looking forward to a future rematch! :)”
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Oh, and you need to stop setting the barbeque up in your KO box -- your black orc Smash is getting a 'lil tubby.
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