“Before the game begins, he uses his apo to force a niggling uber-witch to play. Turns out to be the best decision he could've made, as turn 1 that same witch leaps past defenders to crowdpush my best player MNG, jarring the ball loose and leaving us with 8 rats rest of the game, most of them rookies. I have better things to do with the next hour of my life than watch the elves take their time and methodically embarrass me, so we conceeded. Some say that the losses incurred--one super-star and three stars--were far too heavy for such a reckless act, that I should've fought on.

To them I say, go dunk your head in a lake. This team has caused me so much grief during their career, none moreso than the last dozen games. The team is tired, I'm sick of them, and it's all I can do to not retire them on an impulse right here and now...”