“In their first game in the Last Man Standing III tournament, Impervious were under relentless attack from the CrushDem Orcs.

With one of their number killed already, Impervious were down two touchdowns, and fighting for pride with just 5 Dwarves left on the pitch, and only one Orc missing.

Dwarf Runner Lightning watched in awe as his ball-carrying brother, Greased, dodged a flailing Black Orc and then jumped two-footed onto the head of a prone Orc Blitzer, killing him stone dead. Greased was banned, despite arguing with the referee that the Orc deserved it, but after the match Greased said: "It was all good. More grog!"

Congratulations to Karson who out-bashed me from the start, and was able to run his touchdowns in at will, while his Orcs mopped up most of the Dwarves on the field.”